I’m all kinds of late to this joke. Behind on the meme, behind on the Apocalyptour jokes, but hey, this is funny anyway.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you
“Hitler discovers the Crystal Skull ticks sold out”
May
Some of the most AMAZING people i have ever seen :) <3<3<3<3
OH HEY THAT’S MY FAKE MOVIE POSTER RIGHT THERE
ASDFHALKSDJFHALKSDJH
“Tonight’s rehearsal required rolled up sleeves.”
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
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Dylan Saunders thighs appreciation
Reblogging because I’m dying from the caption.
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Who Can Take The Sunrise?
Newest in my HMB digital painting series, and easily my favourite.
Oh, and to everybody who said that all I do is airbrush over photographs

So this is going to be a really long post, but I think it’s worth it. Alright, the beginning… So I went to see Holy Musical B@man with a family friend because we know the person who was assistant costumer. We were in Chi-town for 2 nights so we decided to do standby the next night. Unfortunately, that was the one night that the theatre was 100% full and TSK was forced to turn people away. Corey (Lubowich) didn’t get up to my standby number and, even if he had, I would have given it to someone who hadn’t seen it yet. Anyway, most people who didn’t get it left, but not me and my friend. I had a feeling we should stay.
Perhaps because Matt Lang was JUST STANDING THERE IN THE LOBBY. Obviously, I struck up a conversation. We talked about MANY Starkid related things and he answered all of my questions about Bonnie, LeakyCon, AVPSY, etc (leave questions in my ask box if you want to know more).
Anyway, 30-45 minutes into this conversation, Joe Walker runs out of the theatre in a Penguin suit (that’s who was in there, in case you were wondering). He dashes past us and down the stairs. We were all pretty confused. About 10 minutes later, Matt said, “Did he ever come back up?” Neither my friend nor I had seen him, so we said no. In response, Matt Lang started running around the theatre looking for Joe. Honestly, it was pretty funny. Eventually, we found out that he had come back up on the elevator, which is why we hadn’t seen him.
After the show, my friend and I talked to Joe and asked him where he had gone. Joe said something to the effect of “Matt doesn’t have to worry about me or babysit me. I know this show and when I need to be on. I’m not a baby. I went down to Whole Foods to get a beer.”
In the middle of the show, Joe had run down to Whole Foods, dressed in a penguin suit, to get a beer.
JOE FUCKING WALKER, EVERYBODY.
IN THE FUCKING CHILLY WILLY SUIT
SOMEBODY HOLD ME
I’M DYING
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WAS I THE ONLY ONE SCREAMING IN THIS SCENE?
BECAUSE I WAS FUCKING SCREAMING.
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